After years of research we are proud to present Nonkonsentium™, a new wonder drug that will make the world a happier place. Based on a rare new ingredient with a unique effect: As the name implies Nonkonsentium™ only works if it was administered without consent.
If the recipient is aware they are being given Nonkonsentium™, then it will have no effect at all. If on the other hand Nonkonsentium™ is swallowed without consent the recipient will soon start to feel some of its many magical effects.
Many people reported that they felt like being born again after receiving Nonkonsentium™. There is a wide range of positive effects Nonkonsentium™ can have on people, including making them happier, healthier, richer and more beautiful. The general rule of thumb is, if birth can give something to a newborn person, then Nonkonsentium can give the same to its recipient. Yes, even including pizza and rainbows!
We are legally required to tell you that Nonkonsentium™ can also have negative effects. Only for a few unlucky percent does Nonkonsentium™ have serious negative consequences. And while all people experience some undesired effects over 90% of recipients say that the positives far outweigh those negatives and that receiving Nonkonsentium™ has been totally worth it. So, nothing to worry about when giving Nonkonsentium™ to someone else.
Potential Positive Effects
Potential Negative Effects
I gave Nonkonsentium™ to a loved one and now they suffer horribly. What can I tell them?
Can I opt out of receiving Nonkonsentium™ myself?
No, there is no way to prevent someone from giving Nonkonsentium™ to you nonconsensually. And why would you want to? Most people are happy they received Nonkonsentium™ after all!
Can I receive Nonkonsentium™ multiple times?
No, only the first dose of Nonkonsentium™ a person receives will work. Any further applications will not have any effect.
Can Nonkonsentium™ cause death?
No, the total amount of deaths per person remains exactly the same with or without Nonkonsentium™.
Can I give Nonkonsentium™ to my children?
Yes, certainly. In fact, you already have.
My low-paid dead end job is a thing of the past thanks to Nonkonsentium! I immediately was made CEO of the international company I worked for. That means now it is me who gets to boss around the other wage slaves who got less lucky with their Nonkonsentium.
— Lee Yong, Singapore
My wife mixed Nonkonsentium into my drink. Just a few minutes after I drank it the doorbell rang and someone brought us delicious free pizza. Amazing how that's even possible with a pill!
— James Hower, New York City
I was always very average looking, but not anymore! Now I am super hot and a successful beauty model. What makes it even better: A girl from my class which I always hated is now extremely ugly after receiving Nonkonsentium as well. Who has the last laugh now, Betty?
— Cindy Chesterfield, London
Give The Gift Of Happiness* To Your Loved Ones
And Experience True Love Yourself
* Refer to manual for possible side effects. May cause suffering instead of happiness.
Contact
Nonkonsentium Corporation
571 Don't Have Kids Drive, 94016 San Francisco
contact@antinatalism.net